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十个英语笑话爆笑超短
急需!
超短英语笑话
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英语笑话(五)
Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员, 这个龙虾只有一只爪。 -- 对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了。 -- 哦, 那给我那个打赢的吧...
急需:
英语
小
笑话
,简单短小,而且超级
爆笑
!谢了。
答:
1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B:
It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.翻译:...
英语
幽默
笑话超短
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英语幽默笑话如下:
1.Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.
""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hop...
急需:
英语
小
笑话
,简单短小,而且超级
爆笑
!谢了。
答:
1.Is it a boy or a girl\x0d\x0aA: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans.
Is it a boy or a girl?\x0d\x0aB: It's a girl. She's my daughter.\x0d\x0aA: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.\x0d\x...
急求!小学五年级
英语
比赛
超短
小故事或超短小短文!求求你们,要快...
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1,
Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping
pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled...
求一个
超短
的
英文笑话
(急~~~)
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i saw a saw saw a saw .我看见一个锯子在锯一个锯子 Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校---慢行".Actually, it...
我要一则超级
搞笑
的
英语笑话
,简单点,60秒讲完,不长不短,要超级搞笑...
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A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.The man checked his tie, felt his face ...
急!急!急!
英语
超
超短笑话
翻译
答:
A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿 The tiger plans to eat the deer,so the deer screamed:"you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫:“你不能吃我?”The tiger hesitated,feeling very strange,so he asked the deer:"why can't i eat you?老虎一楞,感到很奇怪,...
谁能给我
英语笑话
和故事???要很短,很简单,好背,不要复制,要独特,越多...
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1、昨天梦见上帝说可满足我一个愿望我拿出地球仪说要世界和平,他说太难换一个吧,我拿出你的照片说要这人变漂亮,他沉思了一下说拿地球仪我再看看。 2、一女奇丑,嫁不出去,希望被拐卖。终于梦想成真,却半月卖不出去。绑匪将其送回,她坚决不下车,绑匪咬牙一跺脚:走,车不要了 3、20年前爸爸抱着你等车,人...
求20个
超短
(30个字)的
笑话
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1.校长和
英语
老师一起去法国某中学访问,校长在礼堂讲话,英语老师做翻译。校长:“各位老师们,同学们!”英语老师:“ladies and gentlemen!”校长:“各位女士们,先生们!”英语老师-_-!想了下说:“Good morning!”校长:“早上好!”英语老师:…… ==”汗2.说有一只北极熊,因为雪地太刺眼了,必须要戴墨镜才能看东...
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