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用英语写一则笑话
英语
幽默
笑话
7篇
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英语笑话 一:
Is he dying?A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he
was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.Cheerfully, his fri...
有哪些
英语
小
笑话
?给我来十个(越短越好)
答:
1、英语笑话(一) 老师在黑板上写了一句:
Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽
。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ...
非常短的
英语
小
笑话
答:
非常短的英语小笑话(一) 纹身
A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl
Harbor. In one of his first letters,he wrote,"I'm going to have a Navy battle-ship tattooed on my chest.”二战中,汤姆和我刚结婚几个月,...
用英语写
一篇
笑话
集锦
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用英语写笑话篇一
向你的烦恼说再见 A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.一位犹太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列队进入天国之门
。Said the Jew to St. Peter, 66 Frankly, I'm rather surprised to be here. All my life Christians have despised...
英文
短
笑话
答:
1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外
。Teacher: who just threw that?!老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy: Me! I’m going home now.男孩:我!我现在要...
英语
小
笑话
,越短越好,带翻译
答:
1、Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛)them!斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?斯丹:浴室。弗雷德:但是你想洗澡...
急需:
英语
小
笑话
,简单短小,而且超级爆笑!谢了。
答:
1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.翻译:...
英语
小
笑话
带翻译 字多一点
答:
英语笑话
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?Q: ...
幽默
英语笑话
带中文
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幽默
英语笑话
带中文一:跳板 The cruise ship my friend was working on docked(停驻) at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narrow gangplank(跳板,踏板) as a passageway to the dock far below.The staff stood motionless when a...
急求一个简短
英语
小
笑话
答:
英语笑话
(一)Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?
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