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英文笑话带翻译爆笑五分钟
有哪些
英语
小
笑话
?给我来十个(越短越好)
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1、
英语笑话
(一) 老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们
翻译
。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ...
英语笑话带翻译
,两个人的,初一水平,三到
五分钟
。
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一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时,喇叭里传来了机长的声音:“旅客们请注意,我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿,旅客们又听到机长的声音:“各位,你们猜怎么啦 ?我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞,但...
急!!!求
英语笑话带翻译
的,三到
五分钟
,两个人对话的,初二水平,谢谢!_百...
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Guy in the letters to his girlfriend wrote: "love your love so much, that would like to give you go through hell. On Saturday as it does not rain, I'll come.5、无理抱怨 两个人一起吃饭,只有两条鱼,一大一小。一位先把大 的吃了,另一位勃然大怒。”多不合适!”他抱怨说。
英语
小
笑话
(
带翻译
)短些
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1、Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him.I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming.When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aba...
帮帮我找些特别好笑的
英文笑话
,有
翻译
啊。一定要
爆笑
的那种,短的_百度...
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英语笑话
(一)Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?Q: How can ...
好笑的
英语笑话带翻译
答:
好笑的
英语笑话带翻译
(一)A Wild Guess 大胆的猜想 Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling ...
英语笑话带翻译
短一些
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1.Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?" "Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun." Un...
英语
小
笑话带翻译
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一间教室非常吵闹,因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人,把他带进另一间教室,并让他站在墙角。
五分钟
以后,一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来,问道,“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢?” 二Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man ...
求几篇
英语笑话
、300字左右、
带翻译
、
答:
” 第三则:
英语笑话
(三)Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if ...
英语
小
笑话
答:
英语
小
笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著 性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的 一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个...
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