求英语高手 翻译。。。。这是爱情公寓第一季中第十集的一部分剧情，英语课上急用，求大神翻译。

Question

关谷的杰作出版成空头支票，加上与小雪分道扬镳，心情不好加之最近手头又是山穷水尽，房租成了心头大病。美嘉好心帮助，奈何关谷的大男子思想瞬间汹涌，立即回绝她的好意。美嘉鬼使神差地去找子乔协商共同帮助关谷。他们在打扑克时启用一套十分古怪的规则，毫不知情的关谷几回合下来，居然是荷包满满，这让子乔哑巴吃黄连有苦难道出。关谷以为自己如此好火候乃是天赐良机，得意地自诩“赌神”。然后心情也迅速变好了
大家不要用金山词霸直接翻译，这样会败人品的。求人工翻译。不要过于精细，能翻译个大概就行了

Answer 1

the publishment of Guan gu's works becomes an empty promise and Guan has broken up with xiao xue,which made he very upset.And,what was worse,he was lack of money,and couldn't pay his rent.Mei jia wanted to help ,but guan refused because of his dignity.Mei jia turned to Zi qiao for help,and they came up to a strange rules of playing poke,which made guan earn a lot of money .Guan belived he was blessed by god ,and called himself Gambling King.then,he had a very delightful mood.本回答被提问者采纳

Answer 2

Sekiya masterpiece published in a bad check, plus parted ways with the snow, coupled with the recent bad mood at hand is dead end, the rent became a heart illness. Mega kind offer of help, but since the big man thought Sekiya turbulent moment, immediately turned down her offer. Mega curious coincidence to consult together to help find son Joe Sekiya. They enable a very strange when playing poker rules, without knowledge of the relevant valley a few rounds down, is actually full of pockets, which makes child tells Joe 哑巴吃黄连 are suffering. Sekiya think they've got such a golden opportunity but proudly boasted that "God of Gamblers." Then quickly changed for the better mood追问

我说了，你这样会败人品的

追答

Sekitani Sinki‘s masterpieces which have been published turn to be a bad check, at this time he part with Xiao Xue and feeling bad.Besides this, he has little money in his pocket. The apartment rent become a troublesome matter in his heart. Mei Jia , a warm-hearted girl, give a hand to him,but he refuses her good intension right away with a instant male chauvinism mind. With a curious coincidence, Meijia find Ziqiao to help Sinki together. They start using a very strange rules when they play cards.But Sinki doesn't know.After severl times, to Sinki's surprise, he win so much money and get a full pocket, which makes Ziqiao was like the dumb man eating the bitter herb, he had to suffer in silence. Sinki believes that God has helped him so that he has a good luck and pround of himself as "God of Gambler".And then his mood turn better.

Answer 3

汉语是博大精深的，再怎么翻译都翻不出那种韵味来追问

能翻译个大概就行了

Answer 4

呵呵，都是用软件翻译的。这世界没有免费的午餐的。