我们学校要举行英语朗读比赛，求一篇有趣的英语短文（小学六年级），2分钟左右，不要太难！急急急！

Question

最好是对话，语气差别要明显一点的！要有意思点的！有追加分！

Answer 1

Fox and cock One morning a fox sees a cock.He think,"This is my breakfast.'' He comes up to the cock and says,"I know you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away. The people in the field see the fox.They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.'' The fox opens his mouth ang says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree. 狐狸和公鸡 一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。 他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得很好听，你能唱给我听么？”公鸡特别开心。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它叼到自己的嘴里走了。 在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。” 狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，公鸡跑到了树下。
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Answer 2

The owner visits his factory and is shocked to see a man leaning against a wall,drinking coffee. "How much do you make?"he demands. "Eighty dollars a day,"is the reply.The owner hands him $80 and says,"Get out,and don't come back!"

Two minutes later the foreman comes in and asks ,"Where's the delivery man who was just there?"
译：
老板到厂视察，忽见一人歪斜在墙边喝咖啡，怒不可遏，问道："你每天挣多少？" "一天八十美元。"那人漫不经心地说。 老板塞给他八十元，说："走吧，不要回来！" 过了一会领班来了，一脸疑惑："送货员哪去了，刚才还在这儿呢？"

Answer 3

A:How do you do? B:How do you do? A:Is everything OK? B:It's fine!Thank you!And you? A:Me,too! B:I'm interested in UFO the near time.Do you know how it's fantastic! A:Yeah! B:Oh..h,look,there is a UFO over your head! A:How nevers! B:It's a joke! A:Ah..h,no,it's real here! B:But see what's on it? A:It's may be a ---monkey!!! B:How terrible! A:Call 911! C:They must be a America!Why don't they say it's a terrorist!
不知这个可以不？