【汉译英200分台词】翻译《bú chà qián》/英文版

昨晚看的很搞笑的台词,简直是最逗的节目。想把这套完整台词说给外国朋友,大家一起来尝试翻译下,尽量地道,幽默些,不要字对字翻译。
要符合英语习惯,也要注意到汉语的幽默如何用英语体现出来。

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第1个回答  2009-02-01
The Spring Festival gala zhao4 ben3 shan sketch not money "lines
From the happy prince 2009-01-26 00:38:00 (Beijing) :

Zhao4 ben3 shan: this is the most expensive restaurant, Scotland tieling flirt
Momo: you read out, Scotland, the old your emotional appeal
Zhao4 ben3 shan: take money, thirty thousand, a pack of no
Momo: I fell on them
Zhao4 ben3 shan: for your work, but also in the kang
Momo: pocket just 70 yuan
Zhao4 ben3 shan: I have four
Momo: also insufficient
Zhao4 ben3 shan: enough can
Zhao4 ben3 shan: the waiter
Small shenyang: sorry, we are big hotels, do not collect agricultural products
Zhao4 ben3 shan: we have a meal, miss this meal is important
Small shenyang: you who call girl, I am pure wonmen
Zhao4 ben3 shan: how to wear skirt
Small shenyang: nor skirt, this is 7 minutes of pants, it has legs, worry wear wrong, I say how don't walk
Zhao4 ben3 shan: leg to others wear, young man, I say to you today, please important guests, you must be entertained
Small shenyang: no problem
Zhao4 ben3 shan: you this hotel, if want to eat a meal, how much money. On most points to eat much money
Small shenyang: 1, 2 million yuan
Zhao4 ben3 shan: if this is the case, the dinner tomorrow come today
Small shenyang:'t issue iou
Zhao4 ben3 shan: isn't't issue iou, give you the tip
Shenyang: grandpa, you little too handsome
Zhao4 ben3 shan: guests, I take you to give me the key, I your food
Small shenyang: I would say no
Zhao4 ben3 shan: you too clear
Momo: grandpa, I'm hungry
Small shenyang: RMB 78 a bowl
Zhao4 ben3 shan: it is so expensive
Small shenyang: Scotland played lu
Zhao4 ben3 shan: first, while a bowl of xingguangdadao LuZi after the teacher come, you will give me life, this is the best ZhengLian, cultivate your grandfather was more than forty years
Momo: grandpa, I just how much
Zhao4 ben3 shan: I train your dad how many years, your father is, has become a cultural adsense semi-finished, you should have confidence
Momo: water, such as a wave, a wave will my father playing on the beach
Small shenyang: LuZi
Momo: grandpa, a little salt
Small shenyang: give you a bowl of boiled water
Small shenyang: are you not? You are the leading role, not one person, not, you are old, teacher
After the teacher come, come, while the run
Zhao4 ben3 shan: stem what ah, let, noisy Wolf bite?
Small shenyang: finish the teacher give my picture?
BiFuJian: I find the father ZhaoTieZhu webmaster LianHuaXian culture
Zhao4 ben3 shan: I am the father, you find ZhaoTieZhu
BiFuJian: dad, right
Zhao4 ben3 shan: county, the very grand decorate a hall, a large room, a big photo in the middle, is surrounded by flower
BiFuJian: what color is the head, flower
Zhao4 ben3 shan: white, yellow. People are waiting for you to take the pen, ah
BiFuJian: we head to
Zhao4 ben3 shan: first, I head in tieling decorate a meal, according to my KeSuiZhuBian you arrange it
Small shenyang: finish the teacher give me picture
BiFuJian: are you the waiter
Zhao4 ben3 shan: we are townee, you not dalian
BiFuJian: yes.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: we are relative, my grandfather lived in dalian
BiFuJian: call what name
Momo: shut the guard
BiFuJian: you master play mahjong is very severe
Zhao4 ben3 shan: a smile, looks like your master when photographs, children with master, master called. Fast
Momo: master.
The new BiFuJian: big money is not for you
Small shenyang: tomorrow teachers we haven't take photos
Zhao4 ben3 shan: first order
After eating little shenyang: running
Zhao4 ben3 shan: your point
We just eat BiFuJian:
Zhao4 ben3 shan: now, rich, you will eat, you eat tried to eat much money
BiFuJian: literally eat
Zhao4 ben3 shan: Australian abalone four
Small shenyang: I'm afraid not.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: Australian lobster
Small shenyang: not so big
Zhao4 ben3 shan: how much.
A: only small shenyang.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: there is no
Small shenyang: no.
Shark fin more BiFuJian: points
Zhao4 ben3 shan: there are also don't eat, I eat shark fin once stuck to the hospital, and finally took out with forceps. Your hotel has nothing, very not easy to your boss, find out
Small shenyang: no
Zhao4 ben3 shan: the boss is not
Small shenyang: the boss went out
Zhao4 ben3 shan: eat what
BiFuJian: to a potluck
Zhao4 ben3 shan: to folk, child, a small chicken braise a mushroom
Small shenyang: no
Zhao4 ben3 shan: this may have
Shenyang: this is no small
Zhao4 ben3 shan: bring away
BiFuJian YeShanJi: no
Zhao4 ben3 shan: put the stew, a clumsy eggs
Small shenyang: no
Zhao4 ben3 shan: I have
BiFuJian: next time you are yourself, hotel
Zhao4 ben3 shan: no, a few dishes, two, and give a chance, teacher to your hotel.
Small gifts of shenyang: a big, you how so clasp, not one point, we also presented a.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: I ordered abalone, lobster, you have no number?
Small shenyang: have no, in your heart, my age number, life is too short, sometimes with sleep is same, eyes closed, one earns, a day, eyes closed, and not make a, in this life
BiFuJian: penetrating.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: what, he is penetrating the fart
Small shenyang: money is the most painful thing apart, who is dead, money without spending.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: what is the most painful is to live without money. The child
Small shenyang: this too to dig.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: dish to do later, egg, is a childhood art bacteria
BiFuJian: art cells
Zhao4 ben3 shan: if you can see the stars boulevard.
I understand you BiFuJian: you meet me here, in order to let the granddaughter of starlight.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: waiter, karaoke microphone.
BiFuJian: according to our rules, moves
Zhao4 ben3 shan: from the front, don't be nervous
Momo: I am from tieling GouZi chishui city lotus, my name is oval, mood today very impulse, sunny, cloudy tonight tonight clearing up.
Small shenyang: quote weather forecast
Momo: from the cloudy clears the mood, why ah, I found my master, my grandfather is too good, bring me LiuGuang avenue.
BiFuJian: the starlight,
Momo: I thank my grandfather gave me this opportunity, thank you very much, really help me to the road, I thank thee, on behalf of my father: "father, I this eight generation, do not pass in you.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: children is to get you absolutely, kindness, can't forget, out of you, li gu-yi of qinghai-tibet plateau.
Momo: that is, the song of li na qinghai-tibet plateau"
Zhao4 ben3 shan: don't sing among the singing.
BiFuJian: age, voice really high
Zhao4 ben3 shan: sing again
Momo: grandpa, eat a little salt today
Zhao4 ben3 shan: even with the weeping behind sing
BiFuJian: wait, even with that do not cry, speech, xingguangdadao are true story, not just in Beijing and the speech.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: his master in here, I still have the psychological number? I say, she'll cry, you really finished with master have feelings, pictures here, sir.
Momo: cry...
Zhao4 ben3 shan: die, laughing.
Momo: that's interesting
In a word, talent BiFuJian: well, sing well.
Small shenyang: this good ah, so can I can.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: where are you going,
Small shenyang: the starlight,
Zhao4 ben3 shan: you on them, this is good thing. The circle
Small shenyang: you let me sing a,
Zhao4 ben3 shan: don't let you sing
Small shenyang: don't let me, I will sing of your account
Zhao4 ben3 shan: you say, must be better than good. Singing
BiFuJian: you've started, or
Small shenyang: my fate (words) is sensitive, also have a name Picasso's master
BiFuJian: what can you do
Small shenyang: I'll impersonators,
BiFuJian: who imitate
Small shenyang: liu joyfully the teacher
BiFuJian: the imitation
Small shenyang: "you and me"
Zhao4 ben3 shan: sing
This is a song BiFuJian: the name is called me and you sing!
Small shenyang: you and I, heart...
Zhao4 ben3 shan: pull down, sing, serving the partial
It is a small shenyang: me? I sing a DaoLang
Zhao4 ben3 shan: you sing ShiKeLang
Small shenyang: DaoLang DaoLang name, is the singer is singer's name
A: you come again BiFuJian
Small shenyang: I will sing the song of starlight ALang ".
BiFuJian: what's your name
Small shenyang: my Chinese name is called little shenyang
BiFuJian: and foreign name
Small shenyang: small shenyang
Zhao4 ben3 shan: English name is small ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ loss
BiFuJian: where are you,
Small shenyang: I am LianHuaCun
Son: you make me BiFuJian find little shenyang, is he, tomorrow is with me on the road in Beijing"
Zhao4 ben3 shan: food gives you stew, you don't give me face to face, don't let her master his master to meet you, you look online news, hits the egg, says she is.
Right, today BiFuJian: serving the rice I pack, my treat, egg, tomorrow you follow the eldest brother, you make xingguangdadao, not a combination is money.
Momo: can I go
BiFuJian: yes.
Maomao: thank you sir.
Small shenyang: thank you.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: "xingguangdadao" is the people, they will stage, I will.
Have you BiFuJian: online.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: actually I also surnamed lu tomorrow.
第2个回答  2009-01-30
Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotels in Tieling, Scotland flirt
Mao: Do you read the anti-Scottish sentiment, the old expensive
Zhao Benshan: money, and 30,000 with no package ah
Maomao: I fell on the炕上
Zhao Benshan: give you things, but also landed a炕上
Maomao: pocket until more than 70 yuan
Zhao Benshan: I still have 400
Maomao: not enough ah
Zhao Benshan: enough can be the
Zhao Benshan: Attendants
Small Shenyang: Sorry Grandpa, we are high-end hotels, no agricultural products
Zhao Benshan: We are eating, and girls in this very important meal
Small Shenyang: You Tube who told the girl, I was purely husband
Zhao Benshan: how to wear skirts
Small Shenyang: nor is it a skirt, which is七分裤, which have legs, anxious Misdraw, and I said how inconvenient walk
Zhao Benshan:那条腿left to others to wear, young man, I tell you today, please important guests, you must be good hospitality
Small Shenyang: no problem
Zhao Benshan: in your hotel, if a meal to eat, how much. The most expensive elements on how much to eat
Small Shenyang: To a 20,000 yuan
Zhao Benshan: whether there are such cases, to foot the bill today to eat tomorrow
Small Shenyang:打白条
Zhao Benshan: No打白条, give you tips
Small Shenyang: Grandpa, you太帅了
Zhao Benshan: guests come, I order you to give me time to bear the points I have to pay more for vegetables
Small Shenyang: I say no
Zhao Benshan: You too understand
Maomao: Grandpa, I'm hungry
Small Shenyang: 78 yuan a bowl
Zhao Benshan: expensive
Small Shenyang: Scotland beat Lu surface
Zhao Benshan:鲁子first bowl, while the completion of the Avenue of Stars to a teacher, you give me an indisputable face, this is the best chance in life, cultivate your grandfather 40 years
Maomao: Grandpa, I have much
Zhao Benshan: I train your dad for many years, your father is a semi-finished products, have become a cultural station, you have confidence
Maomao: Honghu water, a wave than a wave, and I want my father hit the beach
Small Shenyang:鲁子to the
Maomao: Grandpa a bit of salt
Small Shenyang: to you engage in a bowl of water
Small Shenyang: Who do you are not, you are the hero, No, Bai Yansong not old completed, you are a teacher you have completed
Completion of the teacher came, ah Come one, now the run
Zhao Benshan: doing what noisy ah, so that the wolf bite it?
Small Shenyang: completion of a teacher to me according to a phase it?
Bi Jian: I find Lotus County Cultural head of the Davis Tie-Zhu Zhao
Zhao Benshan: Tie-Zhu Zhao's father I was, you found the right
Bi Jian: Davis, of the
Zhao Benshan: County layout is very grand, cloth a hall, a large room, a large photo on the middle, surrounded by flowers
Bi Jian: brother, flowers are the color of
Zhao Benshan: white, yellow both.拿着笔people are waiting for you, excited ah
Bi Jian: We have to let the township
Zhao Benshan: village layout I first ate a meal in Tieling, passengers will be with the Lord, you are right in accordance with the arrangements I
Small Shenyang: completion of a teacher to me according to a phase
Bi Jian: You are male attendants
Zhao Benshan: We are fellow townsman, you are not who you Dalian
Bi Jian: Yes.
Zhao Benshan: Let's relatives, my grandfather lived in Dalian
Bi Jian: What's the name of
Maomao: a closed-door court
Bi Jian: Do you play mahjong very powerful lords
Zhao Benshan: smile, much like when you take the old photos, the children just like old pro, fast called classic good
Maomao: Good lord.
Bi Jian: The Chinese New Year also did not give you the New Year's money
Small Shenyang: We have not completed teacher camera
Zhao Benshan: first a la carte
Small Shenyang: how to eat after the run to do
Zhao Benshan: you point it
Bi Jian: We just eat
Zhao Benshan: It is now well-off, and you struggle to eat, you eat and how much to eat
Bi sword: not to eat
Zhao Benshan: Australian abalone 4
Small Shenyang: I am sorry not.
Zhao Benshan: Australia lobster
Small Shenyang: not so big
Zhao Benshan: how much.
Small Shenyang: Only the pound.
Zhao Benshan: There is no ah
Small Shenyang: none.
Bi Jian: shark let point
Zhao Benshan: do not eat there, and I once stuck eating shark fin, and finally to the hospital out of用镊子. You have nothing hotel, hard to time, your boss to find out
Small Shenyang: no
Zhao Benshan: the boss does not
Small Shenyang: the boss out
Zhao Benshan: What to eat ah
Bi Jian: to point routine
Zhao Benshan: to the people, children, to a small pheasant stewed mushrooms
Small Shenyang: No
Zhao Benshan: This can be
Small Shenyang: This really is not
Zhao Benshan: Helena to bring back
Bi Jian: Koyasan no chicken
Zhao Benshan: this stew, the point of a stupid egg
Small Shenyang: No
Zhao Benshan: I have
Bi Jian: brother, the next hotel, materials are themselves engaged in
Zhao Benshan: There is no,几个菜, and two, and give more opportunities for teachers to complete your hotel.
Small Shenyang: gift of a bar, so how do you buckle uncle, a not a bit, we need to give a.
Zhao Benshan: I point the abalone, lobster, you do not mind a few do,
Small Shenyang: Is there any, you do not mind a few do, my younger man's life is very short, sometimes with sleep is the same, the eyes of a blind, one earned, one day later, one eye closed, not earned, passed in this life
Bi Jian: brilliant.
Zhao Benshan: What a brilliant, he is fine fart
Small Shenyang: money is身外之物, the most painful is what people died, and did not spend the money.
Zhao Benshan: The most painful is alive, there is no money. The child ah
Small Shenyang: This too has been stingy.
Zhao Benshan: dishes to be done while, duck came from an early age is an art of bacteria
Bi Jian: art cells
Zhao Benshan: to see whether you can be the "Avenue of Stars."
Bi Jian: brother, I understood, you then I am here is to let the granddaughter of the "Avenue of Stars."
Zhao Benshan: waiter, grabbed the microphone karaoke OK.
Bi Jian: In accordance with our rules,自报家门
Zhao Benshan: to start from the front, do not tense
Mao: I am from the city Tieling Lotus Dashuigou Chek son, my name is duck feelings today are the impulse sunny Tonight, Tonight, cloudy to sunny.
Small Shenyang: report forecast ah
Maomao: mood from cloudy to sunny, why ah, I find my lord, I master very good, can take me on溜光Road.
Bi Jian: "Avenue of Stars"
Mao: I am very grateful to my lord for giving me this opportunity to thank you too, and really be able to bring me to the road, I thank you for your eight-generation ancestors, on behalf of eight-generation ancestors, I am in this life, up to mischief also did not miss you .
Zhao Benshan: kids just want to revenge you, pay a debt of gratitude, Gratitude, out can not forget you, Li Gu Yi to sing the "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau."
Mao: That is Li Na, and live performance, "the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau"
Zhao Benshan: Central do not have to sing, and sing behind.
Bi Jian: age little voice really high
Zhao Benshan: again a
Maomao: Grandpa, today eat a little salty
Zhao Benshan: behind连哭带sing
Bi Jian: Wait a minute, said连哭带line will not do, say the award-winning speech, "Avenue of Stars" is the true story has yet to Beijing, on the award-winning speech.
Zhao Benshan: He lords Here, I have not psychological bottom right, I said the number of three, she will cry, you really finished with the old feeling, old photos here.
Maomao: cry ... ...
Zhao Benshan: the end of what laughter.
Maomao: too interesting
Bi Jian: Not said, talent is true that singing is not bad.
Small Shenyang: This is a good, ah, this will last, I can last.
Zhao Benshan: You section begins and ends, the
Small Shenyang: The "Avenue of Stars"
Zhao Benshan: You上炕Yes, it is a matter for the arts circle
Small Shenyang: You let me sing one
Zhao Benshan: will not let you sing
Small Shenyang: do not let me sing, I will be out of your business account
Zhao Benshan: You say, must be better than to sing good
Bi Jian: You started to speak, or自报家门
Small Shenyang: My destiny (sensitive word) is the same, also have a complete name of the master
Bi Jian: What you will
Small Shenyang: I will be a parody
Bi Jian: Who imitate
Small Shenyang: Liu Huan teachers
Bi Jian: imitate that period
Small Shenyang: "I and you"
Zhao Benshan: With regard to sing
Bi Jian: This is the name of a song called me and you, sing!
Small Shenyang: you and I, heart to heart ... ...
Zhao Benshan: leave it, to sing migraine, and serve it
Small Shenyang: I have a quartet, and I sing a刀郎the bar
Zhao Benshan: Do you sing it屎壳郎
Small Shenyang:刀郎is the singer's name is刀郎singer's name
Bi Jian: You come back a
Small Shenyang: I will sing the "Avenue of Stars" Man Goes song.
Bi Jian: What's your name
Small Shenyang: My Chinese name is called small Shenyang
Bi Jian: There are still a foreign name
Small Shenyang: Small Shenyang
Zhao Benshan: English name叫小~ ~ ~ ~ kind of loss
Bi Jian: Where are you from people who
Small Shenyang: I am the莲花村
Bi Jian: Let me find your son a small Shenyang, That's him, tomorrow I'll go to Beijing on the "Avenue of Stars"
Zhao Benshan: stewed dishes gave you, and you do not give me her face to the old face, we must not let him meet with you master, you seen Internet news, click-through rate very high, above that of the duck that she .
Bi Jian: serve immediately, today's meal, I package, and I'll treat you, duck, and tomorrow you follow the big brother on the "Avenue of Stars", you engage in a combination is called not bad money.
Maomao: I can also go to the right
Bi Jian: Yes.
Maomao: Thank you, master.
Small Shenyang: Thank you.
Zhao Benshan: "Avenue of Stars" is the people arena, they have had, and I would also like you.
Bi Jian: the Internet also has your name.
Zhao Benshan: Actually, I also surnamed Bi lords.
第3个回答  2009-01-26
Zhao4 ben3 shan: this is the most expensive restaurant, Scotland tieling flirt
Momo: you read out, Scotland, the old your emotional appeal
Zhao4 ben3 shan: take money, thirty thousand, a pack of no
Momo: I fell on them
Zhao4 ben3 shan: for your work, but also in the kang
Momo: pocket just 70 yuan
Zhao4 ben3 shan: I have four
Momo: also insufficient
Zhao4 ben3 shan: enough can
Zhao4 ben3 shan: the waiter
Small shenyang: sorry, we are big hotels, do not collect agricultural products
Zhao4 ben3 shan: we have a meal, miss this meal is important
Small shenyang: you who call girl, I am pure wonmen
Zhao4 ben3 shan: how to wear skirt
Small shenyang: nor skirt, this is 7 minutes of pants, it has legs, worry wear wrong, I say how don't walk
Zhao4 ben3 shan: leg to others wear, young man, I say to you today, please important guests, you must be entertained
Small shenyang: no problem
Zhao4 ben3 shan: you this hotel, if want to eat a meal, how much money. On most points to eat much money
Small shenyang: 1, 2 million yuan
Zhao4 ben3 shan: if this is the case, the dinner tomorrow come today
Small shenyang:'t issue iou
Zhao4 ben3 shan: isn't't issue iou, give you the tip
Shenyang: grandpa, you little too handsome
Zhao4 ben3 shan: guests, I take you to give me the key, I your food
Small shenyang: I would say no
Zhao4 ben3 shan: you too clear
Momo: grandpa, I'm hungry
Small shenyang: RMB 78 a bowl
Zhao4 ben3 shan: it is so expensive
Small shenyang: Scotland played lu
Zhao4 ben3 shan: first, while a bowl of xingguangdadao LuZi after the teacher come, you will give me life, this is the best ZhengLian, cultivate your grandfather was more than forty years
Momo: grandpa, I just how much
Zhao4 ben3 shan: I train your dad how many years, your father is, has become a cultural adsense semi-finished, you should have confidence
Momo: water, such as a wave, a wave will my father playing on the beach
Small shenyang: LuZi
Momo: grandpa, a little salt
Small shenyang: give you a bowl of boiled water
Small shenyang: are you not? You are the leading role, not one person, not, you are old, teacher
After the teacher come, come, while the run
Zhao4 ben3 shan: stem what ah, let, noisy Wolf bite?
Small shenyang: finish the teacher give my picture?
BiFuJian: I find the father ZhaoTieZhu webmaster LianHuaXian culture
Zhao4 ben3 shan: I am the father, you find ZhaoTieZhu
BiFuJian: dad, right
Zhao4 ben3 shan: county, the very grand decorate a hall, a large room, a big photo in the middle, is surrounded by flower
BiFuJian: what color is the head, flower
Zhao4 ben3 shan: white, yellow. People are waiting for you to take the pen, ah
BiFuJian: we head to
Zhao4 ben3 shan: first, I head in tieling decorate a meal, according to my KeSuiZhuBian you arrange it
Small shenyang: finish the teacher give me picture
BiFuJian: are you the waiter
Zhao4 ben3 shan: we are townee, you not dalian
BiFuJian: yes.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: we are relative, my grandfather lived in dalian
BiFuJian: call what name
Momo: shut the guard
BiFuJian: you master play mahjong is very severe
Zhao4 ben3 shan: a smile, looks like your master when photographs, children with master, master called. Fast
Momo: master.
The new BiFuJian: big money is not for you
Small shenyang: tomorrow teachers we haven't take photos
Zhao4 ben3 shan: first order
After eating little shenyang: running
Zhao4 ben3 shan: your point
We just eat BiFuJian:
Zhao4 ben3 shan: now, rich, you will eat, you eat tried to eat much money
BiFuJian: literally eat
Zhao4 ben3 shan: Australian abalone four
Small shenyang: I'm afraid not.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: Australian lobster
Small shenyang: not so big
Zhao4 ben3 shan: how much.
A: only small shenyang.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: there is no
Small shenyang: no.
Shark fin more BiFuJian: points
Zhao4 ben3 shan: there are also don't eat, I eat shark fin once stuck to the hospital, and finally took out with forceps. Your hotel has nothing, very not easy to your boss, find out
Small shenyang: no
Zhao4 ben3 shan: the boss is not
Small shenyang: the boss went out
Zhao4 ben3 shan: eat what
BiFuJian: to a potluck
Zhao4 ben3 shan: to folk, child, a small chicken braise a mushroom
Small shenyang: no
Zhao4 ben3 shan: this may have
Shenyang: this is no small
Zhao4 ben3 shan: bring away
BiFuJian YeShanJi: no
Zhao4 ben3 shan: put the stew, a clumsy eggs
Small shenyang: no
Zhao4 ben3 shan: I have
BiFuJian: next time you are yourself, hotel
Zhao4 ben3 shan: no, a few dishes, two, and give a chance, teacher to your hotel.
Small gifts of shenyang: a big, you how so clasp, not one point, we also presented a.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: I ordered abalone, lobster, you have no number?
Small shenyang: have no, in your heart, my age number, life is too short, sometimes with sleep is same, eyes closed, one earns, a day, eyes closed, and not make a, in this life
BiFuJian: penetrating.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: what, he is penetrating the fart
Small shenyang: money is the most painful thing apart, who is dead, money without spending.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: what is the most painful is to live without money. The child
Small shenyang: this too to dig.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: dish to do later, egg, is a childhood art bacteria
BiFuJian: art cells
Zhao4 ben3 shan: if you can see the stars boulevard.
I understand you BiFuJian: you meet me here, in order to let the granddaughter of starlight.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: waiter, karaoke microphone.
BiFuJian: according to our rules, moves
Zhao4 ben3 shan: from the front, don't be nervous
Momo: I am from tieling GouZi chishui city lotus, my name is oval, mood today very impulse, sunny, cloudy tonight tonight clearing up.
Small shenyang: quote weather forecast
Momo: from the cloudy clears the mood, why ah, I found my master, my grandfather is too good, bring me LiuGuang avenue.
BiFuJian: the starlight,
Momo: I thank my grandfather gave me this opportunity, thank you very much, really help me to the road, I thank thee, on behalf of my father: "father, I this eight generation, do not pass in you.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: children is to get you absolutely, kindness, can't forget, out of you, li gu-yi of qinghai-tibet plateau.
Momo: that is, the song of li na qinghai-tibet plateau"
Zhao4 ben3 shan: don't sing among the singing.
BiFuJian: age, voice really high
Zhao4 ben3 shan: sing again
Momo: grandpa, eat a little salt today
Zhao4 ben3 shan: even with the weeping behind sing
BiFuJian: wait, even with that do not cry, speech, xingguangdadao are true story, not just in Beijing and the speech.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: his master in here, I still have the psychological number? I say, she'll cry, you really finished with master have feelings, pictures here, sir.
Momo: cry...
Zhao4 ben3 shan: die, laughing.
Momo: that's interesting
In a word, talent BiFuJian: well, sing well.
Small shenyang: this good ah, so can I can.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: where are you going,
Small shenyang: the starlight,
Zhao4 ben3 shan: you on them, this is good thing. The circle
Small shenyang: you let me sing a,
Zhao4 ben3 shan: don't let you sing
Small shenyang: don't let me, I will sing of your account
Zhao4 ben3 shan: you say, must be better than good. Singing
BiFuJian: you've started, or
Small shenyang: my fate (words) is sensitive, also have a name Picasso's master
BiFuJian: what can you do
Small shenyang: I'll impersonators,
BiFuJian: who imitate
Small shenyang: liu joyfully the teacher
BiFuJian: the imitation
Small shenyang: "you and me"
Zhao4 ben3 shan: sing
This is a song BiFuJian: the name is called me and you sing!
Small shenyang: you and I, heart...
Zhao4 ben3 shan: pull down, sing, serving the partial
It is a small shenyang: me? I sing a DaoLang
Zhao4 ben3 shan: you sing ShiKeLang
Small shenyang: DaoLang DaoLang name, is the singer is singer's name
A: you come again BiFuJian
Small shenyang: I will sing the song of starlight ALang ".
BiFuJian: what's your name
Small shenyang: my Chinese name is called little shenyang
BiFuJian: and foreign name
Small shenyang: small shenyang
Zhao4 ben3 shan: English name is small ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ loss
BiFuJian: where are you,
Small shenyang: I am LianHuaCun
Son: you make me BiFuJian find little shenyang, is he, tomorrow is with me on the road in Beijing"
Zhao4 ben3 shan: food gives you stew, you don't give me face to face, don't let her master his master to meet you, you look online news, hits the egg, says she is.
Right, today BiFuJian: serving the rice I pack, my treat, egg, tomorrow you follow the eldest brother, you make xingguangdadao, not a combination is money.
Momo: can I go
BiFuJian: yes.
Maomao: thank you sir.
Small shenyang: thank you.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: "xingguangdadao" is the people, they will stage, I will.
Have you BiFuJian: online.
Zhao4 ben3 shan: actually I also surnamed lu tomorrow.
第4个回答  2009-01-26
Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotels in Tieling, Scotland flirt
Mao: Do you read the anti-Scottish sentiment, the old expensive
Zhao Benshan: money, and 30,000 with no package ah
Maomao: I fell on the炕上
Zhao Benshan: give you things, but also landed a炕上
Maomao: pocket until more than 70 yuan
Zhao Benshan: I still have 400
Maomao: not enough ah
Zhao Benshan: enough can be the
Zhao Benshan: Attendants
Small Shenyang: Sorry Grandpa, we are high-end hotels, no agricultural products
Zhao Benshan: We are eating, and girls in this very important meal
Small Shenyang: You Tube who told the girl, I was purely husband
Zhao Benshan: how to wear skirts
Small Shenyang: nor is it a skirt, which is七分裤, which have legs, anxious Misdraw, and I said how inconvenient walk
Zhao Benshan:那条腿left to someone else to wear, young man, I tell you today, please important guests, you must be good hospitality
Small Shenyang: no problem
Zhao Benshan: in your hotel, if a meal to eat, how much. The most expensive elements on how much to eat
Small Shenyang: To a 20,000 yuan
Zhao Benshan: whether there are such cases, to foot the bill today to eat tomorrow
Small Shenyang:打白条
Zhao Benshan: No打白条, give you tips
Small Shenyang: Grandpa, you太帅了
Zhao Benshan: guests come, I order you to give me time to bear the points I have to pay more for vegetables
Small Shenyang: I say no
Zhao Benshan: You too understand
Maomao: Grandpa, I'm hungry
Small Shenyang: 78 yuan a bowl
Zhao Benshan: expensive
Small Shenyang: Scotland beat Lu surface
Zhao Benshan:鲁子first bowl, while the completion of the Avenue of Stars to a teacher, you give me an indisputable face, this is the best chance in life, cultivate your grandfather 40 years
Maomao: Grandpa, I have much
Zhao Benshan: I train your dad for many years, your father is a semi-finished products, have become a cultural station, you have confidence
Maomao: Honghu water, a wave than a wave, and I want my father hit the beach
Small Shenyang:鲁子to the
Maomao: Grandpa a bit of salt
Small Shenyang: to you engage in a bowl of water
Small Shenyang: Who do you are not, you are the hero, No, Bai Yansong not old completed, you are a teacher you have completed
Completion of the teacher came, ah Come one, now the run
Zhao Benshan: doing what noisy ah, so that the wolf bite it?
Small Shenyang: completion of a teacher to me according to a phase it?
Bi Jian: I find Lotus County Cultural head of the Davis Tie-Zhu Zhao
Zhao Benshan: Tie-Zhu Zhao's father I was, you found the right
Bi Jian: Davis, of the
Zhao Benshan: County layout is very grand, cloth a hall, a large room, a large photo on the middle, surrounded by flowers
Bi Jian: brother, flowers are the color of
Zhao Benshan: white, yellow both.拿着笔people are waiting for you, excited ah
Bi Jian: We have to let the township
Zhao Benshan: village layout I first ate a meal in Tieling, passengers will be with the Lord, you are right in accordance with the arrangements I
Small Shenyang: completion of a teacher to me according to a phase
Bi Jian: You are male attendants
Zhao Benshan: We are fellow townsman, you are not who you Dalian
Bi Jian: Yes.
Zhao Benshan: Let's relatives, my grandfather lived in Dalian
Bi Jian: What's the name of
Maomao: a closed-door court
Bi Jian: Do you play mahjong very powerful lords
Zhao Benshan: smile, much like when you take the old photos, the children just like old pro, fast called classic good
Maomao: Good lord.
Bi Jian: The Chinese New Year also did not give you the New Year's money
Small Shenyang: We have not completed teacher camera
Zhao Benshan: first a la carte
Small Shenyang: how to eat after the run to do
Zhao Benshan: you point it
Bi Jian: We just eat
Zhao Benshan: It is now well-off, and you struggle to eat, you eat and how much to eat
Bi sword: not to eat
Zhao Benshan: Australian abalone 4
Small Shenyang: I am sorry not.
Zhao Benshan: Australia lobster
Small Shenyang: not so big
Zhao Benshan: how much.
Small Shenyang: Only the pound.
Zhao Benshan: There is no ah
Small Shenyang: none.
Bi Jian: shark let point
Zhao Benshan: do not eat there, and I once stuck eating shark fin, and finally to the hospital out of用镊子. You have nothing hotel, hard to time, your boss to find out
Small Shenyang: no
Zhao Benshan: the boss does not
Small Shenyang: the boss out
Zhao Benshan: What to eat ah
Bi Jian: to point routine
Zhao Benshan: to the people, children, to a small pheasant stewed mushrooms
Small Shenyang: No
Zhao Benshan: This can be
Small Shenyang: This really is not
Zhao Benshan: Helena to bring back
Bi Jian: Koyasan no chicken
Zhao Benshan: this stew, the point of a stupid egg
Small Shenyang: No
Zhao Benshan: I have
Bi Jian: brother, the next hotel, materials are themselves engaged in
Zhao Benshan: There is no,几个菜, and two, and give more opportunities for teachers to complete your hotel.
Small Shenyang: gift of a bar, so how do you buckle uncle, a not a bit, we need to give a.
Zhao Benshan: I point the abalone, lobster, you do not mind a few do,
Small Shenyang: Is there any, you do not mind a few do, my younger man's life is very short, sometimes with sleep is the same, the eyes of a blind, one earned, one day later, one eye closed, not earned, passed in this life
Bi Jian: brilliant.
Zhao Benshan: What a brilliant, he is fine fart
Small Shenyang: money is身外之物, the most painful is what people died, and did not spend the money.
Zhao Benshan: The most painful is alive, there is no money. The child ah
Small Shenyang: This too has been stingy.
Zhao Benshan: dishes to be done while, duck came from an early age is an art of bacteria
Bi Jian: art cells
Zhao Benshan: to see whether you can be the "Avenue of Stars."
Bi Jian: brother, I understood, you then I am here is to let the granddaughter of the "Avenue of Stars."
Zhao Benshan: waiter, grabbed the microphone karaoke OK.
Bi Jian: In accordance with our rules,
Zhao Benshan: to start from the front, do not tense
Mao: I am from the city Tieling Lotus Dashuigou Chek son, my name is duck feelings today are the impulse sunny Tonight, Tonight, cloudy to sunny.
Small Shenyang: report forecast ah
Maomao: mood from cloudy to sunny, why ah, I find my lord, I master very good, can take me on溜光Road.
Bi Jian: "Avenue of Stars"
Mao: I am very grateful to my lord for giving me this opportunity to thank you too, and really be able to bring me to the road, I thank you for your eight-generation ancestors, on behalf of eight-generation ancestors, I am in this life, up to mischief also did not miss you .
Zhao Benshan: kids just want to revenge you, pay a debt of gratitude, Gratitude, out can not forget you, Li Gu Yi to sing the "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau."
Mao: That is Li Na, and live performance, "the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau"
Zhao Benshan: Central do not have to sing, and sing behind.
Bi Jian: age little voice really high
Zhao Benshan: again a
Maomao: Grandpa, today eat a little salty
Zhao Benshan: behind连哭带sing
Bi Jian: Wait a minute, said连哭带line will not do, say the award-winning speech, "Avenue of Stars" is the true story has yet to Beijing, on the award-winning speech.
Zhao Benshan: He lords Here, I have not psychological bottom right, I said the number of three, she will cry, you really finished with the old feeling, old photos here.
Maomao: cry ... ...
Zhao Benshan: the end of what laughter.
Maomao: too interesting
Bi Jian: Not said, talent is true that singing is not bad.
Small Shenyang: This is a good, ah, this will last, I can last.
Zhao Benshan: You section begins and ends, the
Small Shenyang: The "Avenue of Stars"
Zhao Benshan: You Yes, it is a matter for the arts circle
Small Shenyang: You let me sing one
Zhao Benshan: will not let you sing
Small Shenyang: do not let me sing, I will be out of your business account
Zhao Benshan: You say, must be better than to sing good
Bi Jian: You started to speak, or
Small Shenyang: My destiny (sensitive word) is the same, also have a complete name of the master
Bi Jian: What you will
Small Shenyang: I will be a parody
Bi Jian: Who imitate
Small Shenyang: Liu Huan teachers
Bi Jian: imitate that period
Small Shenyang: "I and you"
Zhao Benshan: With regard to sing
Bi Jian: This is the name of a song called me and you, sing!
Small Shenyang: you and I, heart to heart ... ...
Zhao Benshan: leave it, to sing migraine, and serve it
Small Shenyang: I have a quartet, and I sing a daolang the bar
Zhao Benshan: Do you sing it shikelang
Small Shenyang:daolang is the singer's name is daolang singer's name
Bi Jian: You come back a
Small Shenyang: I will sing the "Avenue of Stars" Man Goes song.
Bi Jian: What's your name
Small Shenyang: My Chinese name is called small Shenyang
Bi Jian: There are still a foreign name
Small Shenyang: Small Shenyang
Zhao Benshan: English name is xiaoshenyang kind of loss
Bi Jian: Where are you from people who
Small Shenyang: I am the lianhuacun
Bi Jian: Let me find your son a small Shenyang, That's him, tomorrow I'll go to Beijing on the "Avenue of Stars"
Zhao Benshan: stewed dishes gave you, and you do not give me her face to the old face, we must not let him meet with you master, you seen Internet news, click-through rate very high, above that of the duck that she .
Bi Jian: serve immediately, today's meal, I package, and I'll treat you, duck, and tomorrow you follow the big brother on the "Avenue of Stars", you engage in a combination is called not bad money.
Maomao: I can also go to the right
Bi Jian: Yes.
Maomao: Thank you, master.
Small Shenyang: Thank you.
Zhao Benshan: "Avenue of Stars" is the people arena, they have had, and I would also like you.
Bi Jian: the Internet also has your name.
Zhao Benshan: Actually, I also surnamed Bi lords.
第5个回答  2009-01-26
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要符合英语习惯,也要注意到汉语的幽默如何用英语体现出来---这个好难呀