谁能给我个英语小报

Question

随便什么题目，发短文来，短文和题目相关就行了，好的再给100分

Answer 1

Joke

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender
"Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the customer,

SALVADOR Dali was robbed while on a visit to New York, but he managed to get a good look at the offender1 and was able to provide the police with a rough sketch of the felon2.
For the next two weeks New York police searched for a man with a head like a horse, a fried egg on his forehead and a sword in his mouth.

Answer 2

买本书虫，里面比较易理解，内容也好；对于英文不是很好的人来说相对友好

Answer 3

能不能说具体写啊？那方面的？