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2015
英文笑话
2015英文笑话一:A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?""No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award...
谁能告诉我一些好
英文
小
笑话
呢
答:
The husband laughed and said: An
English
girl!!!The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?The wife: Very good, thank you.The husband: And, what happened to my present?The wife: Which present?The...
求简单
爆笑
的
英文笑话
,带翻译!
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I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!""I wasn't asleep," the man answered."Not asleep?
急急!!!
搞笑
的
英文笑话
。越搞笑越好,越多越好。有奖励的
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英文笑话
:A guy is not getting along with his wife. He thinks maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs.The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what ...
英文笑话
答:
求几个
英文
的小
笑话
,越简短越好,我先谢谢了... 求几个英文的小笑话,越简短越好,我先谢谢了 展开 我来答 3个回答 #热议# 如何缓解焦虑情绪?我不是奥特曼9 2009-04-26 · TA获得超过226个赞 知道答主 回答量:31 采纳率:0% 帮助的人:0 我也去答题访问个人页 关注 展开全部 One old...
急需:
英语
小
笑话
,简单短小,而且超级
爆笑
!谢了。
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1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.翻译:...
急求一篇短但是好笑的
英文笑话
。
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1.A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?
要一篇小
笑话
,越短越好,但要有意思(中、
英文
都要)。
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Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?""Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun."Undaunted, Sare said...
急求一个
爆笑
的
英语笑话
答:
英语笑话
1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸,结婚要花多少钱?爸爸说:我不知道,因为我仍然在付帐。2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils ...
求几个
英文
小
笑话
(要
搞笑
的哦,简短的,不用多)
答:
1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校---慢行。"2)Mother sent Tommy to the store...
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