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" I couldn't help but overhear, and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in rearch of a misplaced resolution. Looking rapidly through stacks of papers, I uncovered hers. It read, "I resolve not to let little things upset me. "
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决心书 为了激励同学们对我们...
能笑死人的100条
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能笑死人的100条
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如下:1、Does He Bite.Reggie:We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play withhim?Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?Reggie: That's what I want to find out.里基:我们又得到了一条新狗,你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?罗恩:嗯,...
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爆笑英语
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1:Who are stupid?谁蠢?A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid stand up!”Little Johnny then stood up.The teacher said “Do you think you’re stupid Johnny?”“No ma...
有没有简单
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1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。Teacher: who just threw that?!老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy: Me! I’m going home now.男孩:我!我现在要...
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:我没有蛀牙/No Cavities 小男孩儿看完牙医,面带微笑地回到家:“嘿,妈妈,牙医说,我一颗蛀牙也没有。” 妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛:“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完,而且从来不刷牙!” 这时,男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。? 已赞过 已踩过< 你对这个回答的评价...
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关于简单
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故事:Make it Off the Island There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to ...
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英语笑话
(一)Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?Q: How can ...
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短
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1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。Teacher: who just threw that?!老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy: Me! I’m going home now.男孩:我!我现在要...
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十万个冷
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版 十万个冷笑话英文版一:A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you".He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table...
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2015
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2015英文笑话一:A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?""No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award...
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