能笑死人的100条英文笑话如下：
1、Does He Bite.
Reggie:We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play withhim?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗？
罗恩：嗯，我不知道一它咬人吗？
里基：这正是我想要查明的。
2、Two Pieces of Cake.
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two!
汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?
妈妈：当然可以拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！
3、 Not too Bad.
Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"
"No, but I am encouraged," he replied."Somebody stole one."
“你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？”
“没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，”他回答说，“有人偷走了一幅。”
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