A man walked into a pet shop one day with a large and very ugly dog .It had long hair, short legs no tail and a very wet nose.
"Goodrning;Sir."the owner of the pet shop said,"How can I heip you?" "Iwant to sell thisdog."The pet shop owner looked at the dog and shook his head."I'm sorry,I can'tgive you anythingfor that animal.No one will want to buy him,"
"Why not"? asked the man,"He's clean,well-behaved and healthy","Look at him.sir," said thepet shop owner."He hasn't got a tail,his legs are too short and his hair'stoo long Who would want tobuy such a dog?""Well,I guess you're right,"The man said,"But he can talk,"
"What do you mean he can talk?"the pet shop owner asked."Yes,he can speak perfect EnglishJust listen."The man answered
The dog ten spoke."It'strue,sir."He said.'l am the world's greatest dog.I have been to Americaand talked to the President at the White House in Washington.I've talked to the Queen of England andthe Emperor of Japan.Please buy me,sit.This man is very cruel to me.He makes me work too hardand doesn't feed me very well.He never takes me for a walk or gives me a bath.Sometimes he leaves me alone for weeks.I'm so unhappy, sir.Please buy me and find a good home for me."
The pet shop owner could hardly believe what he was hearing. "That's amazing."he said ,"You're right.He is a talking dog. But tell me ,why do you want to sell him?""Because I'm tired of all his lies."The man said