第1个回答 2013-12-19
My introduction
Hello,everyone!Here is Wendy,giving a speech.In order to help you know more about Wendy.I wanna tell you something interesting about myself.And the story begins like this.When I was in Grade 2 in my high school,my teacher asked us to prepare a speech about anything that we wanna talk about.One day,it was my turn to do the job.Although I thought I had prepared so well,I still felt a bit nervous.And what’s worse,I decided to add some body language to my speech,which I thought would help a lot.However,it was just stupid,very very stupid,after I really did this standing in front of the class.
And now I will show you how I did that and how stupid it was.It goes like,"You,you and you,get together!”Ok,this is just part of what I said.I thought,it should have impressed my class deeply.On contrary,I heard hundreds of,oh,no,it should be thousands of laughters.And that is really quite bad.I even didn’t know what had happened.So I continued the speech,but from then I couldn’t find any confidence.
So,this is my story and do you have a better understanding about me?No matter whether you do or not,I am very happy,because all of you have shared my story.And that’s the most important!
第2个回答 2013-12-19
公交车上超挤，有一女人站在门口， 从车后面挤过来一个ＧＧ要下车， 跟那女的说了一句“让一下，下车”，那个女滴木有动。 ＧＧ挤过去时就踩到她了。 结果那女人好厉害的，不停的骂“神经病啊你！神经病啊你！~~”，还超大声，搞得全车都看呀。 ＧＧ一直木有说话，下车时忍不了了，回头对那女人说，“复读机呀你！” 全车人暴笑~！ 后边有几个搞笑的小孩，不停的伴演刚才的一幕， 甲说“你神经病呀你！。。。。。乙说“你复读机呀你”。。。。。。 全车人暴笑~！ 后来，有个小ＭＭ也要下车，挤过去怯怯滴说“偶~偶~偶想下去，偶不是神经病~！” 全车人再次暴笑~！ 那个女人木有说话，可是从边上飘来一句话“你是不是没电了” 全车人暴笑不止~！ 话说一个方言很重的县长到村里作报告： > “兔子们，虾米们，猪尾巴！不要酱瓜，咸菜太贵啦！！” > （翻译：同志们，乡民们，注意啦！不要讲话，现在开会啦！！） > 县长讲完后，主持人说：“咸菜请香肠酱瓜！” > （翻译：现在请乡长讲话！） > 乡长说：“兔子们，今天的饭狗吃了，大家都是大*！” > （翻译：同志们，今天的饭够吃了，大家都使大碗吧！） > “不要酱瓜啦，我捡个狗屎给你们舔舔。。。” > （翻译：不要讲话了，我讲个故事给你们听听。。。） >这个狗屎有人可能吃到。 >（这个故事有人可能知道。） >吃不到的也不要着急 >（知不到的也不要着急） >我现在就给你们拉—