帮忙翻译一个笑话，翻译成英文，谢谢了

Question

很久以前，汤姆和杰克两个人去旅行。两人走到了一片森林，两人一开始很开心，渐渐的，两个人累了，就在森林中睡着了。第二天，汤姆被杰克叫醒，杰克对他说“有一个好消息和一个坏消息，你想先听哪个？”汤姆说“先听坏消息吧”杰克说“坏消息是我们迷路了，出不去了，而且我们没有食物了，以后我们只能靠吃牛粪生存了”，汤姆问“那好消息呢？”杰克说“好消息是……牛粪有的是”。

Answer 1

Once upon a time, Tom and Jack went on a journey. They came upon a jungle, at first both of them were very happy, but slowly they start to get tired and fall asleep in the jungle. On the next day, Tom was awoken by Jack. Jack said to Tom: "there is a good news and a bad news; which one do you want to hear first?" Tom replied: "start with the bad news." Jack said: "the bad news is we are lost, unable to get out, we have no food and have to eat cow shit for survival." Then Tom asked: "so what is the good news?" And Jack replied: "the good news is.......there are a lot of cow shit available."

Answer 2

Long long ago, Tom and Jack went out to travel. They walked into a forest. At first, they were very happy, but gradually, they became tired, so they slept in the forest. The next day, Tom was waken up by Jack. Jack said to him, "There are two pieces of news; one is good, the other bad; which would you like to hear first?" Tom said,"The bad first." Jack said,"The bad news is that we got lost in the forest; we cannot walk out of it. And what's worse, we have no food, so we have to eat cow dung to survive." And then, Tom asked,"What about the good news?" Jack answered, "The good news is …… we have enough cow dung."

Answer 3

A long time ago， Tom and Jack travelled together.They went to a forest and felt very happy at the beginning. Two people are gradually tired And they fell asleep in the forest. The next day, Jake waked Tom up and Jake told :" there is good news and bad news, which one you would like to listen to first ?" " The bad news," said Tom. Jack said, "the bad news is that we're lost, can't get out, and we have no food, and then we can only eat cow muck survival," Tom asked," that Good News? "Jack said," the good news is ... cow dung some.

Answer 4

A long time ago, Tom and Jack, two people to travel. They went to a forest, the two began a very happy, gradually, two people are tired, fell asleep in the forest. The next day, Tom Jack, wake up, Jack said to him, "there is good news and bad news, you would like to listen to what?" Tom said, "listen to the bad news," said Jack, "The bad news is that we lost out do not, and we have no food, and later we can only live by feeding on cow dung to survive, "Tom asked," that Good News? "Jack said," the good news is ... cow dung some.

Answer 5

A long time ago, Tom and jack two people to travel. Two people go to a forest, both came very happy, gradually, two people tired, he fell asleep in the forest. The next day, Tom was jack wake, jack said to him "have good news and bad news, you like to hear first?" Tom said, "hear a bad news first?" said jack "the bad news is that we're lost, get out, and we have no food, and then we can only eat cow muck survival," Tom asked "that the good news?" Jack said, "the good news is...... the cow muck have a plenty of".