有三个人，在一起比试枪法，由一个黑人顶着某样东西做为靶子。
第一个人在黑人的头上放了一个苹果，然后在距离10米远的位置，抬手一枪就将苹果打碎了，他吹了一下枪口说：I'm 佐罗！
第二个人在黑人的头上放了一个樱桃，然后在距离50米远的地方，抬手一枪就把樱桃打碎了，他吹了一下枪口说：I'm007
第三个人在黑人的头上放了一粒芝麻，然后在距离100米远的地方，抬手一枪就把那个黑人的头打碎了，他也吹了一下枪口说：I'm sorry……
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1.A group of great scientistses are clay-cold to play to hide cat cat in the heaven, round arrive Einstein catch a person, he count to 100 open eyes, see the owners all hid and only have Newton to still stand over there.
Einstein walks through to say:"Newton, I held tight you."
Newton:"Not, you didn't catch Newton."
Einstein:"Your ising not Newton is who"
Newton:"You see my foot be what"
Einstein lowers the head to see Newton the station is all one meters in a cake of long breadths of exact square of floor brick up, don't understand.
Newton:"My foot this be the square piece of one square meter, my standing on the top is Newton/square meter, and what you hold tight is the card of Pa Si."
The card of Pa Si is very sad...
2.The small white rabbit leaps to jump bread building and ask:"Boss, do you have 100 small breads?"
Boss:", Save the mark, have no so many"
"So..."The small white rabbit out of spirits walked.
On the second day, the small white rabbit leaps to jump bread building, "boss, have 100 small breads?"
Boss:"Execuse me, still have no"
"So..."The small white rabbit out of spirits walked again.
On the third day, the small white rabbit leaps to jump bread building, "boss, have 100 small breads?"
The boss happily says:"Had, had, we had 100 small breads today!!"
The small white rabbit takes out money:"Liked too much, I bought 2!"
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