四人英语情景剧

Question

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Answer 1

新白蛇传旁白:It
was
a
beautiful
night
when
Xu
Xian
and
Bai
Suzhen
came
out
of
the
Qiantang
River
Cinema
after
finishing
a
movie.
The
moonlight
was
so
soft,
and
it
seemed
to
suggest
that
something
unusual
was
about
to
happen.(在一个月朗星稀的夜晚，许仙和白素贞看完电影从钱塘江电影院走出来，二人亲密无比。)《千年等一回》前奏响起。
白素贞:Honey,
what
do
you
think
of
the
movie
Titanic
we
saw
just
now?Is
it
romantic?
(语气娇柔，动作妩媚的抚摸着高耸的肚子)
许仙:Sweet,
wherever
we
go,
whatever
we
do,
I
will
feel
everything
romantic,
as
long
as
you
love
me
.(满脸满足的微笑，伸手抚摸白素贞的脸)
白素贞:Darling….(学泰坦尼克里的rose姿势)
许仙:Love…(无比深情，搂着白素贞的腰;模仿泰坦尼克)白素贞:Musician!
Change
the
song!!旁白:Stop
you
two!
As
I
can
imagine,
no
one
of
the
audience
wants
to
know
what
you
will
do
next!
Meanwhile
,
both
of
you
are
so
ignorant
of
your
ignorance,
‘cause
the
danger
is
only
a
breath
away.See!
Who
is
him!(法海跳到两人面前，音乐声落下。)
法海:Stop
there!(用手指着白素贞，语气凶狠，满脸怨恨)So
disgusting
!
I
can’t
stand
it
any
more!
Bai
Suzhe,
why
are
you
so
cool-bloody
to
me!
You
know
I
love
you,
you
know
the
one
I
love
all
across
the
world
are
you.
But
why
you
didn’t
choose
me?
Tell
me
why,
why
you
didn’t
give
me
your
hand?
Tell
me
why,
is
there
something
I
have
missed?
许仙:(语气不屑)Baby,
who
is
this
old
guy?
Besides,
what
is
he
talking
about?
白素贞:(一脸不屑的看看法海，转过头微笑的看着许仙)，Oh
dear,
there
is
no
need
for
us
to
care
him.
He
is
just
a
mad
man
who
always
sends
short
messages
at
night
to
me
to
tell
me
how
lonely
he
is
and
how
much
he
loves
me.But
I
never
fall
love
with
him,
honey,
only
you,
only
you,
only
you
are
able
to
keep
my
company
to
the
end
of
my
life.
法海:(手指气到颤抖的指着白素贞)Bai
Suzhen，why?
Tell
me
why,
does
is
have
to
be
this?
白素贞:(语气骄傲)OK!
Now
let
me
tell
you
the
reasons!
Look
at
Xu
Xian,
he
is
handsome
charming
clever
and
smart.
Meanwhile
he
is
so
rich
that
he
has
many
houses
and
cars.
As
all
girls
sit
here
today
know,
these
are
the
basics
of
the
marriages
in
the
21
century.
(用手抚摸着肚子)What’s
more,
look,
here,
understand?许仙:(语气骄傲)Guy,
you
are
so
poor.
Look
at
yourself,
in
rags,
how
can
you
guarantee
her
happiness?
You
are
just
good-of-nothing!
Get
away!
And
keep
distance
from
my
wife
forever!
法海:(语气凶狠)Bai
Suzhen,
you
are
so
cruel!
Well,
well,
I
am
still
here
to
kill
you,
you,
monster!
许仙:(冲上前，把白素贞挡在自己身后)Honey,
don’t
be
frightened!(拍拍胸脯)I
will
protect
you
from
the
crazy!Trust
me!
I
am
good
at
Chinese
Kungfu!
法海:Bai
Suzhen,
I
will
kill
you!
Kill
you!(从怀里拿出金帛，全场顿时金光闪)
许仙:a
a
a
a
(吓到躲到白素贞身后)
法海:In
fact,
you
are
good-of-nothing!
白素贞:(一脸镇定)Dear,
never
be
scared!I
can
manage
it.
许仙:(惊恐)But
he
has
a
weapon,
while
you
don’t.
You
forget
to
bring
your
sword,
you
are
always
that
careless!
I
told
you
not
to
throw
nearby!
旁白:Oh,
the
fighting
started!
It
was
really
a
heated
fight,
thunder,
lighting,
storm,
and
so
on.
Of
course
we
don’t
have
the
opportunity
to
see
the
live.
Nevertheless,
it
doesn’t
matter,
‘cause
the
highpoint
is
coming…白素贞(将肚子里的书包扔出来，狂哭):Oh,
my
god!
My
son
is
gone!
He
is
gone!法海:Bai
Suzhen,
it
is
your
revenge,
you
know,
it
is
not
my
fault…白素贞:Fa
hai!
He
is
just
a
new
life,
how
can
you
kill
him!
How
can!法海:It
doesn’t
matter
if
you
love
me
or
not,
love
is
right
there,
not
to
change.
It
doesn’t
matter
you
are
with
me
or
not,
my
hand
is
in
yours.
Let
me
embrace
you,
or
let
me
in
your
heart.许仙:No
door!
What
the
hell
do
you
want
to
do!法海:You’d
better
not
speak,
otherwise,
I
will
kill
you
first!许仙:I
won’t
shut
up
until
you
swear
that
you
will
let
me
go…Otherwise,
I
will
give
some
color
see
see!白素贞:Honey,
aren’t
you
good
at
Chinese
Kungfu?
Come
on,
and
beat
him!许仙:But
I
don’t
think
I
can
win.
I
am
only
eating
Chinese
tofu…法海:hah
,
hah.
Bai
Suzhen,
you
have
no
way
out!白素贞:Fahai,
let
us
have
a
break
first.
It’s
unfair
for
us
to
fight
when
you
have
weapons
while
I
don’t.
Therefore,
what
about
magic
power
PK?法海:Magic
power
PK?
OK!许仙:Honey,
come
on!
I
believe
you
are
the
best
!白素贞开始魔术表演。Fahai,
can
you
guess
what
the
suit
of
the
card
is?
If
you
make
it,
I
acknowledge
the
defeat.
If
not,
you
get
out
of
here
as
soon
as
possible!法海:well
…
huh…..I…I…don’t
know.
But
I
don’t
think
you
know
that!白素贞:It’s…法海:How
can!
How
can
you
manage
it!
I
don’t
believe!
You
must
be
cheating!白素贞:No,
I
never
do
that
法海:Or,
you
must
tell
me
the
secret!
白素贞:No,
I
can’t
!
Otherwise,
I
will
lose
the
capacity
to
protect
myself
and
my
husband.法海:Then,
you
will
regret
what
you
have
done
today
when
you
are
in
the
hell!旁白:It
was
at
the
exactly
moment
that
Fahai
defeated
Bai
Suzhen
with
his
weapons.
The
moon
was
gone,
the
night
became
that
dark,
and
I
can
even
heard
the
wind
crying….
白素贞:(悲伤)Dear,
I
don’t
wanna
leave
you
alone!
许仙:(悲伤)Dear,
no
!Don’t
go,
I
need
you!
(白素贞退场，许仙倒地。)
许仙:(用手指着法海，悲伤到颤抖)Fahai,
where
is
my
wife?
Where
is
she!
What
will
you
do
to
her!
She
is
so
weak
that
even
the
wind
can
sweep
her
away…
法海:(站在许仙面前，骄傲大笑)哈哈哈，许仙，I
will
cook
this
snake
and
that
is
my
revenge!哈哈哈哈!
许仙:No!
No!旁白:As
you
can
see,
Xu
Xian
is
heart-broken.
But
look,
what
he
will
do
next…
法海大笑着退场，许仙悲伤中缓缓起身，《二泉映月》响起。许仙悲伤地，缓缓地从怀里掏出手机。
许仙:Hello,
is
it
the
secretary
of
me?
Have
you
the
assurance
for
my
wife?
No?
Oh,
no!
许仙挂了电话，动作缓慢地把手机放进口袋。《北风吹雪花飘》
许仙:Oh,
my
money!
Money!
Why
do
you
disappear
even
more
quick
than
my
wife?
《北风吹雪花飘》落下，《千年等一回》再次响起，小青撑伞上。许仙眼睛直勾勾看着小青许仙:umbrella
unfurls,
alone
and
lost,
down
the
rainy
lane,
longing
for
a
lilac
like
her…Mz，may
I
know
your
name?小青:My
name
is…
Xiao
Qing…许仙追出去。法海(上):It
doesn’t
matter
whether
you
see
me
or
not,
I
am
standing
here
with
no
emotions.
It
doesn’t
matter
whether
you
miss
me
or
not,
the
feeling
is
right
there,
not
gone.

Answer 2

英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》

Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC)

(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wife is Wu Song.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)

Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?
JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and
dearest mother-in-law”.
L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?
JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Never interrupt me!
L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all
day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your
son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’m back!
LM:You are back?Why?What happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on
marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen
to me.Look at yourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Never interrupt me!
L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And
I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter
Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go
and tell him.(下)
L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下)

Act3
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!
(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now
she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself.
JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet?
J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice
girl,go and take her back!
J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!

Act4
(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Give us all your money!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!
B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and
rob the wedding!
A&B:Good idea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible!
AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!
J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!
(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go
with you.You take the money and I take the bride.
B:Have you got any experience?
J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)

Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us!
A:The road is built by me!
B:And I planted one tree.
C:If you want to go by this street---
J:Give us all your money!
(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you?
L(哭状):I hurt a lot!
J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)
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Answer 3

好像没有哦。。。不过《走遍美国》可以看一下，《老友记》边听边看字幕，问题也应该不大，要是不行还可以去下scripts.

Answer 4

A：my dog died yesterday,5555
B:don't worry,you can buy another one,
C:i can give you one baby dog
D:i also want one,can i ?
C:yes ,of course
A:thank you ,guys

Answer 5

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