Will Give It to the Lord Myself
An old man put a dollar on the Salvation Army drum and asked a young man on the left:
"What do you do with the money?"
"Give it to the Lord."
"How old are you,young man?"
"Twenty-one."
"I am eighty-nine," said the old man as he recovered his dollar from the drum. "You don't need to bother. I will more likely see the Lord before you do, and I will give it to the Lord myself."
我将亲手把它交给上帝
一个老人把一美圆放在救世军(基督教的一种传教组织,编制仿部队形式)军鼓上后，向左边的一个年轻人问道，
“你用钱来做些什么？”
“把它（钱）交给上帝。”
“你多大了，年轻人？”
“21岁。”
“我已经89了”，老人边说边把鼓上的钱收回。“你不用担心这个了，看起来我更加有可能比你先去见上帝，我将自己亲手把它交给上帝。”
（这则故事大概的意思是救世军在向百姓筹集捐款时发生的。年轻人应该是救世军的一员）
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追答这就是最简单的英语，就是句子长点。
你看看这个那？
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
追问太短了，
追答那就上面那个吧
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