第1个回答 2014-01-11
The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.” — Dorothy ParkerIf the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. — Doug LarsonNot only does the English Language borrow words from other languages, it sometimes chases them down dark alleys, hits them over the head, and goes through their pockets. — Eddy PetersA bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two-tired. — English ProverbHere will be an old abusing of God’s patience and the king’s English. — William ShakespeareThe quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian “pahks” his “cah,” the lost r’s migrate southwest, causing a Texan to “warsh” his car and invest in “erl wells.” — Author UnknownWe have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. — Oscar WildeIf the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. — Doug LarsonIf the French were really intelligent, they’d speak English. — Wilfred SheedThe English language is nobody’s special property. It is the property of the imagination: it is the property of the language itself. — Derek WalcottCorrect English is the slang of prigs who write history and essays. And the strongest slang of all is the slang of poets. — George EliotEnglish is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway. — Author UnknownMe fail English? That unpossible! — Ralph WiggumEvery American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English. — Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960W (double U) has, of all the letters in our alphabet, the only cumbrous name, the names of the others being monosyllabic. This advantage of the Roman alphabet over the Grecian is the more valued after audibly spelling out some simple Greek word, like “epixoriambikos.” Still, it is now thought by the learned that other agencies than the difference of the two alphabets may have been concerned in the decline of “the glory that was Greece” and the rise of “the grandeur that was Rome.” There can be no doubt, however, that by simplifying the name of W (calling it “wow,” for example) our civilization could be, if not promoted, at least better endured. — Ambrose BierceDrawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence? — George CarlinWhat is the shortest word in the English language that contains the letters: abcdef? Answer: feedback. Don’t forget that feedback is one of the essential elements of good communication. — Author UnknownMy opposition [to interviews] lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or grace of expression, and that such oral give and take helps to perpetuate the decline of the English language. — James ThurberReality is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes. — Author UnknownMore has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor. — General John W. VesseyEnglish grammar is so complex and confusing for the one very simple reason that its rules and terminology are based on Latin, a language with which it has precious little in common. — Bill BrysonThe English language is like a broad river on whose bank a few patient anglers are sitting, while, higher up, the stream is being polluted by a string of refuse-barges tipping out their muck. — Cyril ConnollyHe is, I think, already pondering a magisterial project: that of buggering the English language, the ultimate revenge of the colonialised. — Angela CarterThere is no reason why we shouldn’t be able to split an infinitive, any more than we should forsake instant coffee and air travel because they weren’t available to the Romans. — Bill BrysonA major cause of deterioration in the use of the English language is very simply the enormous increase in the number of people who are using it. — AnonymousThe English language brings out the best in the Irish. They court it like a beautiful woman. They make it bray with donkey laughter. They hurl it at the sky like a paint pot full of rainbows, and then make it chant a dirge for man’s fate and man’s follies that is as mournful as misty spring rain crying over the fallow earth. — T.E. KalemMaking English grammar conform to Latin rules is like asking people to play baseball using the rules of football. — Bill BrysonThe nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’ — Ronald ReaganMen must speak English who can write Sanskrit; they must speak a modern language who write, perchance, an ancient and universal one. — Henry David ThoreauTo write or even speak English is not a science but an art. Whoever writes English is involved in a struggle that never lets up even for a sentence. He is struggling against vagueness, against obscurity, against the lure of the decorative adjective, against the encroachment of Latin and Greek, and, above all, against the worn-out phrases and dead metaphors with which the language is cluttered up. — George OrwellMy English text is chaste, and all licentious passages are left in the obscurity of a learned language. — Edward GibbonEvery English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them. — Robert GravesEnglish is just as much big business as the export of manufactured goods. There are problems with what you might call ‘after-sales service’, ‘delivery’ can be awkward, but at any rate the production lines are trouble free. — Randolph QuirkThe English language is rather like a monster accordion, stretchable at the whim of the editor, compressible ad lib. — Robert BurchfieldI speak twelve languages. English is the bestest. — Stefan BergmanENGLISH IS OUR LANGUAGE NO EXCETIONS LEARN IT — village of Crestwood welcome signAnyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. — Evelyn WaughMy English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu. — Billy WilderFrom now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. — Winston ChurchillIn my sentences I go where no man has gone before…I am a boon to the English language. — George W. BushIntroducing ‘Lite’ - The new way to spell ‘Light’, but with twenty percent fewer letters. — Jerry SeinfeldWhen I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language correctly, I think any fool can make a rule, and every fool will mind it. — Henry David ThoreauThe English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. — Alexander WoollcottI never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it. — Carl SandburgThe English contribution to world cuisine - the chip. — John CleeseIn two words, im possible. — Samuel GoldwynThe English never smash in a face. They merely refrain from asking it to dinner. — Margaret HalseyI like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world. — Malcolm BradburyViewed freely, the English language is the accretion and growth of every dialect, race, and range of time, and is both the free and compacted composition of all. — Walt Whitman