元宵节的英文小笑话，带翻译。急用

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Once upon a time, Confucius once with two runner to travel. One day, three people go hungry, found a shop front, near a look, there is a sign, saying "authentic osmanthus tangyuan, a penny a". Confucius one pocket, found that only a penny. The feeling be nasty under, let student to take out the pen and in the character "one" and add a vertical, into a "penny ten". Then the teacher and pupil three people into the store for ten dumplings. Confucius and other three people eat, take out a penny for the boss, turned out into, the boss hurriedly out of the door for money. Confucius said, pointing to signs: "plain code marks a price, a penny ten!" . The boss was speechless. Confucius when he left, on the boss's shoulder, say with smile: "old today or polite to you, otherwise, the old yet again in the above plus one, into a" authentic osmanthus tangyuan, penny thousand "!" .追答

从前，孔子曾经和两个赛跑者一起旅行。一天，三人挨饿，找到了一家商店前，走近一看，那儿有个牌子，说“正宗桂花汤圆，一分钱一个”。孔子一口袋，发现只有一分钱。情急之下，让学生拿出笔和字中的“一”加上一个垂直，成一个“便士十”。于是师徒三人进店换了十个饺子。孔子等三人吃饭，拿出一分钱给老板，结果变成了，老板赶紧出了门要钱。Confucius指着标牌说：“明码标价，一分钱十！”老板无言以对。孔子在他离开的时候，在老板的肩膀，笑着说：“老今天还是对你客气的，否则，老又在上面加一个，成一个“正宗桂花汤圆，一分钱千”！”。